2018-11-23 骑着毛驴到处走 963 7 0
What is the pettiest thing you have done after a break up?
6 hours ago
I waited until fifteen minutes before the new season of game of thrones started to change the password on my hbo account that I knew he was still using.
Should've waited until 15 min into the episode。
The Ex cheated on me after 12 years with someone he met at work. When that went sour he lost his job and ended up falling behind on his car payment. The repo company had my place as his last known address, so when they showed up here looking for the car I invited them in, used Facebook to get them as much info on The Ex and New Girlfriend as possible, gave them his parent's address and sent them on their way with a smile.
as a former repo agent you’d be amazed at how many cars we took back because of this exact type of revenge. made my job a whole lot easier because really anyone that would go to the lengths to hide their car to the point where i got called in (my job was skiptracing people who straight disappeared), was usually not above doing other shady shit.
One of my old friend’s exes unexpectedly dumped her while they were sharing an apartment and a job she had landed him. They spent a few weeks living together broken up, and he wasted no time going on new dates.
My friend decided to rename the petty game. She began by cutting his sneaker laces slightly shorter and recapping them so that they seemed to have shrank. One morning, she hid all of his socks while he was running late for work. He became increasingly frustrated while searching the apartment, so she sent him to check the dryer while she placed ALL of his socks in the middle of the hamper he’d been checking for the past 20 mins. Needless to say he was dumbfounded when he found them later. Perhaps the most lethal troll was about two weeks after they’d broken up when she added Chardonnay to his dirty bong prior to him returning from his date. He immediately plopped down on the couch and took a huge rip when he got home and she just watched like an absolute savage as he repeatedly hit the bong, utterly confused as to why it was roasting his lungs.
He repeatedly cheated on me with multiple women so I had my pregnant roommate piss on a test and then just dropped it at his front door. No note, no way to know who it came from. The panic was real.
Did you get to witness the panic?
Yes! In person and through his best friend. He found out I was in the ER (I have some chronic health issues) but he thought it was because I was pregnant. He showed up and started hounding the doctor for answers and tests.
I told him no I was not pregnant, and he disappeared from my life after that. But according to his friend, it took a long time to get through his list of other girls in his attempt to find his potential baby mama. Unfortunately most were one night stands off of tinder so he couldn’t contact most of them. I moved shortly after, so as far as I know, he still thinks he’s got a kid out there somewhere.
after blocking my ex-boyfriends number, I would give his number to every guy who asked for my number downtown. I went barhopping every weekend during that point in my life so it happened semi frequently. I’m sure it made his blood boil to have dudes texting his phone looking for me
A couple years after the breakup, I turned on some old tablet I hadn't used in years and discovered it had her Netflix login saved. Added a bunch of naruto to her watchlist and logged
If you keep an eye on what shows she's been watching, you can just nudge the bookmarks so they never continue in the right place