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reddit网友:分手后你做过的最糟糕的事?
2018-11-23 骑着毛驴到处走 963 7 0  

What is the pettiest thing you have done after a break up?

分手后你做过的最坏的事情是什么?



评论:

MultinucleateClub
6 hours ago
I waited until fifteen minutes before the new season of game of thrones started to change the password on my hbo account that I knew he was still using.

我一直等到《权力的游戏》新一季开播前的15分钟,才将我在hbo的账户密码修改了,因为我知道我前男友肯定还要用我的账号看电视剧。

LotusLizz(回楼上)
Should've waited until 15 min into the episode。

其实你应该等到开播后15分钟再改密码。

Go-Ask-Alice
The Ex cheated on me after 12 years with someone he met at work. When that went sour he lost his job and ended up falling behind on his car payment. The repo company had my place as his last known address, so when they showed up here looking for the car I invited them in, used Facebook to get them as much info on The Ex and New Girlfriend as possible, gave them his parent's address and sent them on their way with a smile.

前任和他在工作中认识的人搞在了一起,瞒了我将近12年。当这件事曝光后,他失去了工作并拖欠了汽车的贷款偿还。他以为将联系地址登记到我名下,贷款回收公司的人就永远找不到他??上У氖?,当回收公司的人找到我时,我毫不犹豫地将他们请进家门,使用Facebook将我前任和他新女友的信息全部翻了出来,并将我前任父母的地址也给了他们,最后我微笑着送他们上车离开。

Malaise_Falcon(回楼上)
as a former repo agent you’d be amazed at how many cars we took back because of this exact type of revenge. made my job a whole lot easier because really anyone that would go to the lengths to hide their car to the point where i got called in (my job was skiptracing people who straight disappeared), was usually not above doing other shady shit.

作为一名前回收代理(我的工作是追踪那些直接消失的人),你会惊讶于我们因为这种报复而收回了多少汽车。这让我的工作变得简单了很多。无论那个人费尽心思想要把汽车藏到什么地方,总会有人打电话向我举报??蠢聪衷诘娜硕际切暮谑趾?,没有以德报怨这一说了。

One of my old friend’s exes unexpectedly dumped her while they were sharing an apartment and a job she had landed him. They spent a few weeks living together broken up, and he wasted no time going on new dates.
My friend decided to rename the petty game. She began by cutting his sneaker laces slightly shorter and recapping them so that they seemed to have shrank. One morning, she hid all of his socks while he was running late for work. He became increasingly frustrated while searching the apartment, so she sent him to check the dryer while she placed ALL of his socks in the middle of the hamper he’d been checking for the past 20 mins. Needless to say he was dumbfounded when he found them later. Perhaps the most lethal troll was about two weeks after they’d broken up when she added Chardonnay to his dirty bong prior to him returning from his date. He immediately plopped down on the couch and took a huge rip when he got home and she just watched like an absolute savage as he repeatedly hit the bong, utterly confused as to why it was roasting his lungs.

我一个老朋友毫无预兆地被她的前任甩了,当时他们正在合租一套公寓,她还为他安排了工作。他们在一起仅仅住了几个星期,便闹掰了。
她的前任显然并没有浪费时间,马不停蹄地开始新的约会。而我的这位老朋友她自然咽不下这口气。
她先把他的鞋带剪得短,再把它们重新穿一遍,让它们看起来像是缩水了一样。紧接着在一天早上,他上班要迟到了,她又把他所有的袜子都藏了起来。让他的前任找来找去,耍得他团团转。闹得最大的一次是在他们分手两周后,她在他约会归来前给他的脏烟枪里加了霞多丽。他的前任一回到家就扑通一声倒在沙发上,重重地摔了一跤。他不停地敲打着手中的烟枪,完全搞不懂今天烟草的劲儿怎么会这么大。

emmett_crab
He repeatedly cheated on me with multiple women so I had my pregnant roommate piss on a test and then just dropped it at his front door. No note, no way to know who it came from. The panic was real.

他多次欺骗我和多个女人,所以我让我怀孕的室友在验孕纸上尿尿,然后把验孕纸扔在了他的前门。没有丁点提示,却给他的精神造成巨大的恐慌。

Theheadandthefart(回楼上)
Did you get to witness the panic?

你怎么确定他感到很恐慌呢?

emmett_crab(回楼上)
Yes! In person and through his best friend. He found out I was in the ER (I have some chronic health issues) but he thought it was because I was pregnant. He showed up and started hounding the doctor for answers and tests.
I told him no I was not pregnant, and he disappeared from my life after that. But according to his friend, it took a long time to get through his list of other girls in his attempt to find his potential baby mama. Unfortunately most were one night stands off of tinder so he couldn’t contact most of them. I moved shortly after, so as far as I know, he still thinks he’s got a kid out there somewhere.

我确定!通过他最好的朋友。他发现我在急诊室(我有一些慢性健康问题),以至于他误认为那是因为我怀孕了。他出现了,开始纠缠着医生询问答案和检查结果。
我告诉他,我没有怀孕,从那以后他就从我的生活中消失了。但据他的朋友说,他花了很长时间才看完其他女孩的名单,试图找到他潜在的怀孕女友。不幸的是,大多数都是tinder上的一夜情,所以他无法联系到他们中的大多数人。我在那之后不久就搬了,据我所知,他仍然认为他有个孩子。

kimducidni
after blocking my ex-boyfriends number, I would give his number to every guy who asked for my number downtown. I went barhopping every weekend during that point in my life so it happened semi frequently. I’m sure it made his blood boil to have dudes texting his phone looking for me

在屏蔽了我的前男友的号码后,我会把他的号码给每个想要我号码的人。在我生命中的这段时间里,我每个周末都去泡吧,所以这种事经常发生。我敢肯定,那些想找我的家伙们给他发的肉麻短信能让他整个人陷入的无能狂怒。

A couple years after the breakup, I turned on some old tablet I hadn't used in years and discovered it had her Netflix login saved. Added a bunch of naruto to her watchlist and logged

分手几年后,我打开了一些多年没用过的旧平板电脑,发现她保存在上面的Netflix登录账号。所以我在她的观看列表中添加了一些火隐忍者的标签,然后退了出去。

Alumpoflard(回楼上)
If you keep an eye on what shows she's been watching, you can just nudge the bookmarks so they never continue in the right place

你可以留心哪些是她喜欢看的节目,然后轻轻叉掉相应的标签,就可以让它们永远不会出现

 
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